Celebrate Today

Red Rose Day
2026-06-12 00:00 - 23:59 (America/New_York)
What is Red Rose Day?
If flowers had celebrities, the red rose would be an A-lister. Red Rose Day, June 12, is all about celebrating this iconic bloom—the universal symbol of love, passion, and heartfelt emotion.
They aren’t just pretty—they’re loaded with symbolism of love, romance, and passion. Giving someone a red rose is like saying, “Hey… you matter to me. A lot.”
A Little History of the Red Rose
Ancient beginnings
In ancient Greece and Rome, red roses were linked to love and passion. They were associated with Aphrodite (and her Roman counterpart, Venus), making them one of the earliest symbols of romance.
Medieval meaning
During the Middle Ages, roses took on even more symbolism. In England, they became part of history through the Wars of the Roses, where the red rose represented the House of Lancaster.
Victorian romance
In the 1800s, during the Victorian era, people used flowers to send secret messages (called floriography).
A red rose clearly meant: deep love and admiration—no confusion, no mixed signals
Modern times
Today, the red rose is still the ultimate symbol of love:

A classic gift on Valentine’s Day
A go-to for romantic gestures
A timeless icon in art, music, and culture

Tips on how to celebrate
1. Give roses (classic for a reason)

Surprise your partner, friend, or family member
One rose = simple and meaningful
A bouquet = full-on romantic energy

2. Capture the moment

Visit a garden or park with roses
Take aesthetic photos (hello, Instagram)
Make it your wallpaper for the day

3. Rose inspired treats

Try rose-flavored desserts or tea
Decorate cupcakes with edible rose petals
Try these recipes – Rose Milk Cake, Rose Sugar Cookies, and Rose Strawberry Lemonade!

4. Say something meaningful
Pair a rose with:

A handwritten note
A sweet text

5. Plant your own rose

Start a mini garden
Grow your own roses over time
Future-you will be very impressed

National Making Life Beautiful Day
2026-06-11 00:00 - 23:59
What is National Making Life Beautiful Day?
If there were ever a holiday that radiates positivity, this is it. National Making Life Beautiful Day is all about doing things—big or small—that make life more joyful for yourself and the people around you.
Observed on June 11th every year, it’s a celebration of kindness, positivity, gratitude, and thoughtful actions. Basically, it’s your official excuse to be a genuinely awesome human for a day (and hopefully keep it going after).
The idea behind it
This day was inspired by the belief that simple acts can make a big difference. You don’t need grand gestures—sometimes the smallest things create the most beautiful moments.
Doesn’t that sound easy enough?
Tips on how to celebrate
1. Start your day with intention
Instead of jumping into your routine:

Think of one way you’ll spread positivity today
Set a simple goal like “I’m going to make someone smile”

2. Do small acts of kindness
Little things go a long way:

Give a genuine compliment
Hold the door or help someone out
Send a random “thinking of you” text

These take seconds but can make someone’s whole day.
3. Make your space feel good
Your environment affects your mood:

Open the windows for fresh air
Add flowers or a plant
Tidy up just one area

4. Surprise someone
Unexpected kindness hits differently:

Buy a coffee for a friend
Leave a kind note
Do something helpful without being asked

5. Give back in a simple way
You don’t have to go big:

Donate clothes or food
Support a small business
Share a cause you care about

6. Notice the beauty around you
Slow down a little:

Take a walk and look for something you normally miss
Snap photos of small happy moments
Appreciate the “little things”, World Sauntering Day, World Listening Day, and Rain Day are great days to do this too!

7. Do something for yourself too
Making life beautiful includes your life:

Take a break without guilt
Do something relaxing or fun
Treat yourself to something small

8. Say what you usually don’t say
It can make a bigger difference than you think:

Tell someone you appreciate them
Thank someone for something specific
Share a meaningful memory

9. Make it social

Invite friends to do a kindness challenge
Share positive messages online
Celebrate together (even something simple like coffee or a walk)

10. “Make Life Beautiful” Challenge
Try to hit all 3:
✔️ 1 kind act
✔️ 1 self-care moment
✔️ 1 moment of gratitude

National Herbs and Spices Day
2026-06-10 00:00 - 23:59
Whats is National Herbs and Spices Day?
BAM! National Herbs and Spices, on June 10th, is one holiday that can really come in with a kick. It may not seem like much of a holiday, but if you choose to celebrate it right, it can turn your day from “meh” to “wow” thanks to big flavor!
What’s the deal with this holiday?
Herbs (leaves like basil, parsley, rosemary) and spices (seeds, roots, bark like cinnamon, cumin, turmeric) are the OG flavor boosters have been used all over the world for cooking, medicine (yep, historically), aromatherapy, and even preserving food before fridges existed.
Basically, they’ve been making life tastier and better for thousands of years. Why not have a holiday to celebrate how important they are?
Spices were once so valuable they were basically currency. Traders traveled massive distances along routes like the ancient spice trade just to move things like pepper and cinnamon. Wars were fought over this stuff. Imagine battling someone… over paprika.
Tips on how to celebrate
1. Cook a “New Cuisine Night”
Pick a country and go all in:

Indian (turmeric, cumin, garam masala)
Mexican (chili powder, oregano, cumin) Check out Cooking with Comedians Episode 3 for an epic Mexican Casserole recipe and a laugh!
Thai (basil, lemongrass, chili)

Even one new spice can totally change your cooking game.
2. Create Your Own Signature Spice Blend
Become the chef
Try mixing:

Garlic powder + paprika + cumin + salt = all-purpose seasoning
Brown sugar + chili powder + smoked paprika = BBQ rub

Name it something ridiculous like “Legend Dust” and own it.
3. Start a Mini Herb Garden

Grab small pots or jars
Easy starters: basil, mint, parsley
Put them on a sunny windowsill

Fresh herbs = instant upgrade to almost any meal.
4. Upgrade a basic meal
Take something simple and level it up:

Eggs → add chives or paprika
Pasta → fresh basil + oregano
Popcorn → chili powder + garlic salt (get more pop + shake popcorn recipes here)

5. Spice guessing game
Perfect with friends or family:

Blindfold + smell/taste spices
Guess what it is

6. Explore your local spice shop (or your pantry)

Try a spice you’ve never used before
Or rediscover one hiding in the back of your cabinet

7. Organize Your Spice Rack
Not flashy, but super satisfying:

Alphabetize or group by cuisine
Label jars
Toss old stuff

Your future cooking self will thank you.
8. Make Spice Gifts

Fill small jars with homemade blends
Add a handwritten label
Give to friends or family

9. Spice Up Your Drinks

Cinnamon in coffee
Mint in lemonade
Ginger in tea

10. Host a “Flavor Party”
It’s National Herbs and Spices Day, what a great excuse for a unique party! Invite friends and:

Each person brings a dish with a featured herb/spice
Vote on the most creative flavor combo
Share recipes

National Meal Prep Day
2026-06-09 00:00 - 23:59
What is National Meal Prep Day?
National Meal Prep Day is basically your official excuse to get your food life together (without feeling like a chore). Think of it as future-you’s favorite holiday.
It’s all about planning, cooking, and portioning meals ahead of time so your week is smoother, cheaper, and way less stressful.
Instead of asking “what’s for dinner?” every night, you already know. And it’s waiting for you. Like magic.
Why people love it

Saves time during busy weekdays
Cuts down on spending (less takeout temptation)
Helps you eat healthier without overthinking
Reduces stress—no last-minute scrambling

How to celebrate (hard-core celebrations on this day, amiright?)
1. Make a simple plan
Don’t overcomplicate it.

Pick 3–4 meals for the week – Check out our Meal Prep Day Recipes Here
Choose recipes with overlapping ingredients
Keep it realistic (you’re not opening a restaurant)

2. Shop smart

Make a list and stick to it
Buy in bulk when it makes sense
Grab versatile staples (rice, pasta, chicken, veggies)

3. Cook in batches

Roast a tray of veggies
Cook a big pot of rice or quinoa
Grill or bake proteins (chicken, tofu, beef)

Pro tip: Use the oven + stovetop at the same time to save time.
4. Portion is out

Use containers for grab-and-go meals
Mix and match ingredients to keep things interesting
Label meals if needed (especially if freezing)

5. Store like a pro

Fridge: meals for the next 3–4 days
Freezer: extras for later
Keep sauces separate so things don’t get soggy

6. Fun Meal Prep Ideas (and recipes!)

Burrito bowls (rice, beans, protein, toppings)
Mason jar salads (layered so they stay fresh) Get more Salad Recipes and Our Top 10 Salad Jokes Here
Pasta variations (same base, different sauces)
Protein + veggie combos (simple but effective)
Breakfast prep (egg muffins, overnight oats)
All of the recipes for these items can be found here

7. Make it a vibe

Put on music or a podcast
Invite a friend or family member to join
Treat yourself after, you earned it! (Perhaps to a cocktail? Maybe even one inspired by another hard worker, Andrea Sachs? Check out the Cerulean Blue, Devil Wears Prada Cocktail)

National Best Friends Day
2026-06-08 00:00 - 23:59
What is National Best Friends Day?
National Best Friends Day, celebrated on June 8th every year, is all about honoring the people who know your secrets, laugh at your weird jokes, and somehow still stick around.
Best friends are the people who turn ordinary days into stories you’ll tell forever. This day is just your excuse to remind them: “Hey…life’s better with you in it.”
Unlike some holidays with ancient roots, National Best Friends Day is more of a modern celebration that grew from people just…loving their friends loudly. Over time, social media turned it into a full-blown appreciation day—because honestly, besties deserve it.
Tips on how to celebrate
1. Go big or small—it all counts

Surprise your bestie with their favorite snack or drink
Write them a heartfelt (or hilarious) note
Make a mini gift basket of “inside joke” items
Do 3 unexpected nice things for your friend

2. Memory lane moment

Recreate an old photo together
Make a collage of your best memories
Post a tribute (embarrassing pics encouraged…evil laugh)

3. Bestie Day Out (or In!)

Go on a mini adventure: beach, city walk, arcade, or café hopping
Have a movie marathon or game night – Get the snacks and movie night bingo (This also works great for National Bingo Day)
Try something new together—cooking, painting, or even karaoke

4. Say the thing
Sometimes the simplest thing hits hardest:

Tell them why they matter to you
Thank them for a specific moment they showed up for you
Send a random “I appreciate you” text
Share one memory that meant a lot that you never told them

5. Classic Best Friend Energy

Communicating entirely through memes
Roasting each other = love language
“Remember that one time…” stories that never get old
Being brutally honest but 100% supportive

6. Quick Challenge
Check out our Celebrate Today Instagram or Facebook Page for our Best Freind Day post tribute and post a picture of you and your best friend!

World Caring Day
2026-06-07 00:00 - 23:59
What is World Caring Day?
World Caring Day is a feel-good global celebration all about one simple idea: being kind actually matters—and it spreads.
Observed each year on June 7, World Caring Day encourages people to show compassion, empathy, and generosity—whether that’s helping a neighbor, checking in on a friend, or supporting a cause.
It’s closely connected to the mission of the CaringBridge, a nonprofit that helps people stay connected during health journeys. The day highlights how even small acts of care can make a huge difference.
Tips on how to celebrate World Caring Day
1. Start close to home
Sometimes the most important caring happens nearby.

Check in on a friend or family member you haven’t talked to in a while, you don’t even have to wait for National Cousins Day, National Aunt and Uncle Day or others, but you can surprise them then too!
Help someone with a chore without being asked
Write a thoughtful note or text telling someone why you appreciate them

2. Do a small act of kindness for a stranger
These don’t take long, but they stick with people.

Pay for someone’s coffee or meal
Hold the door, give compliments, or simply smile and say hello
Leave a kind note in a public place (bench, library book, etc.)

3. Volunteer or give back on World Caring Day
If you want to go a bit bigger:

Donate clothes, food, or books you don’t need
Volunteer at a local shelter, food bank, or community center
Support a charity you care about (even a small donation helps)
https://greatnonprofits.org/ can help you find local charities and non-profits that you can help

4. Care for the planet
Caring isn’t just about people.

Pick up litter in your neighborhood
Plant something (even a small herb or flower)
Reduce waste for the day—skip plastic, recycle intentionally

5. Practice Self-Care (Yes, it counts)
You can’t pour from an empty cup.

Take a break from stress—go for a walk, unplug, rest
Reflect on what you need emotionally or mentally
Do something that genuinely makes you feel better

6. Spread positivity online
Use your voice for good.

Share a message about kindness or gratitude
Highlight a cause or organization doing good work
Send encouraging messages to people who might need it

7. Make it social
Turn caring into a group activity.

Organize a “kindness challenge” with friends
Do a group volunteer day
Create a “gratitude circle” where everyone shares something positive

National Bubbly Day
2026-06-06 00:00 - 23:59
What is National Bubbly Day?
Get ready to pop, fizz, and sparkle—because National Bubbly Day (celebrated every year on the first Saturday in June) is basically a global excuse to enjoy life’s most festive drink: sparkling wine.
Though it may be an awesome holiday, it’s fairly new. It was created by Freixenet Cava in 2016 to promote sparkling wines.
The most common types of sparkling wine are:
Champagne (the fancy classic from France)
Prosecco (light and fruity, from Italy)
Cava (crisp and often budget-friendly, from Spain)
Those delightful bubbles come from carbon dioxide created during fermentation—science that tastes like celebration!
Fun Facts

The pressure inside a champagne bottle is about 3x a car tire
A standard bottle has 49 million bubbles (yes, really!)
Napoleon Bonaparte allegedly said: “In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat, you need it.”

Tips on how to celebrate National Bubbly Day
1. Get creative with bubbly cocktails
Plain is great, but mixing it up is better:
Click here for some recipes with sparkling wine.
2. Pair it with the right food
Bubbly plays really well with:

Cheese boards (maybe even save some cheese from a couple days earlier, National Cheese Day, or better yet, have bubbly then too!)
Seafood
Light desserts

Make it a whole vibe instead of just a drink.
3. Make it an event
Even if it’s small:

Host a backyard or living room “sparkling hour”
Dress up a little (yes, even at home)
Play music and lean into the celebration energy

4. Take it outside
If the weather is nice:

Picnic with a chilled bottle
Rooftop or balcony toast at sunset
Beach or park hangout (just check local rules)

5. Keep it chill (literally)
Warm bubbly is a crime against humanity. Chill it well and serve in proper glasses if you can—it actually makes a difference.
6. Keep the spirit of the day
The whole point of National Bubbly Day is simple: celebrate something—even if it’s just making it through the week.

National Donut Day
2026-06-05 00:00 - 23:59
What is National Donut Day?
Imagine a day where eating a donut isn’t just acceptable—it’s basically your civic duty. That’s National Donut Day, celebrated every year on the first Friday in June. Yes, it’s real. Yes, it’s glorious.
This day isn’t just about sprinkles and sugar highs. It actually started back in 1938 thanks to the The Salvation Army. They created it to honor the “Donut Lassies”—volunteers who served donuts (and comfort) to soldiers during World War I. So every bite has a little history baked in.
What happens on this day?

Many places (looking at you, Dunkin’ and Krispy Kreme) often give out free donuts or run sweet deals
People debate the very serious question: glazed vs. chocolate vs. jelly
Offices magically become 87% more productive (because… donuts)

Fun facts

The classic donut hole? Not just a snack—it started as a way to help donuts cook evenly
The largest donut ever made weighed over a ton (basically a car… but tastier)
Sprinkles are scientifically proven* to make everything more fun (*not scientifically proven, but come on)

Tips on how to celebrate
1. Start with the classics (but level it up)
Hit a spot like Dunkin’ or Krispy Kreme early—lines get real on this day because of freebies. Pro move: grab a mix of flavors so you’re not stuck in a “should’ve gotten that one” regret spiral.
2. Try DIY Donuts
Making your own donuts is messy, fun, and surprisingly satisfying. Even simple baked donuts or decorating store-bought ones with icing and toppings can feel like a full event. Get a recipe from our comedy food & travel sister site here! Get a DIY recipe and a laugh from our comedy food & travel sister site here!
3. Get creative

Build a “donut bar” with toppings (sprinkles, chocolate drizzle, crushed cookies)
Stack them into a tower instead of a cake
Do a donut-themed photo challenge (yes, this is your moment)

4. Throw a Donut Themed Party
Click here for our advice on how to throw a sweeeet donut themed party

National Cheese Day
2026-06-04 00:00 - 23:59
What is National Cheese Day?
National Cheese Day is basically the universe giving everyone permission to say: “Yes, I will eat cheese today… and yes, I will not apologize for it.”
It’s celebrated on June 4th, and it’s all about honoring one of the most beloved foods on the planet: cheese in every possible form.
National Cheese Day is a celebration of everything cheesy (literally and figuratively). It’s not fancy or complicated—it’s just a joyful excuse to appreciate cheese for being melted on pizza, stretchy in grilled cheese, sprinkled on pasta, cubed on a charcuterie board, or just eaten straight from the fridge at 2 am.
Tips on how to celebrate National Cheese Day
1. Build the ultimate cheese board

3–5 cheeses (mix soft, hard, and funky)
Crackers or bread
Fruit (grapes, apples, figs)
Something sweet like honey or jam
It turns into a snack and a masterpiece
Pair with some bubbly cocktails

2. Host a grilled cheese showdown
Try different versions:

Classic cheddar melt
Mozzarella + tomato
Fancy version with brie + apple
Then vote for the “best melt.”

3. Make a cheese-heavy meal
Go all in:

Mac and cheese upgrade (mix multiple cheeses) Click here for a fried chicken and a mac and cheese recipe
Cheese-topped pasta bake
Pizza night with extra cheese layers

4. Try a “new cheese challenge”
Pick one cheese you’ve never had before and try it:

Something aged and sharp
Something soft and creamy
Or something bold like blue cheese if you’re feeling adventurous

5. Cheese tasting night with friends or family
Set up a mini “cheese flight”

Mild → medium → strong
Everyone picks a favorite and explains their “cheese opinion like a food critic.”

6. Sweet + savory cheese combos
Surprisingly good combos:

Brie + honey
Cheddar + apple slices
Goat cheese + strawberries

7. Cheesy movie night
Pick a cheesy movie you and your friends can make fun of and build a snack tray of cheese-forward foods. No rules, just snacks. Ok, maybe one rule, no throwing the snacks at the TV if the movie is too cheesy!
Click here for a list of 10 movies that are so bad, they’re good!

World Bicycle Day
2026-06-03 00:00 - 23:59
What is World Bicycle Day?
World Bicycle Day is celebrated every year on June 3rd to recognize the bicycle as a simple, affordable, and sustainable mode of transportation.
The day was officially declared by the United Nations in 2018. It highlights how bicycles:

Promote health and fitness
Reduce traffic congestion
Help cut carbon emissions
Provide accessible transportation in communities worldwide

Why bicycles matter
Bikes have been around for over 200 years, and they’re still one of the most efficient ways to get around. They:

Require no fuel
Take up less space than cars
Encourage active lifestyles
Support more livable, people-friendly cities

Tips for how you can celebrate World Bicycle Day
1. Get out and ride
The simplest (and best) way:

Take a scenic ride through a park or trail
Try a route you’ve never done before
Ride at sunrise or sunset for a different vibe

2. Make it social

Organize a group ride with friends or coworkers
Join a local cycling meetup or community event
Turn it into a themed ride (costumes, colors, etc.)

3. Go car-free for the day

Organize a group ride with friends or coworkers
Join a local cycling meetup or community event
Turn it into a themed ride (costumes, colors, etc.)

4. Plan a bike + picnic

Ride to a park or scenic spot
Pack snacks or lunch – Get picnic recipes here
Make the ride part of the adventure, not just the destination

5. Show your bike some love

Clean and tune it up
Inflate tires, oil the chain
Upgrade something small (lights, bell, comfy seat)

6. Give back

Donate an old bike
Volunteer with a local cycling or youth bike program
Support bike-friendly initiatives in your area

Bicycle Jokes
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it’s two-tired!
Why was the bike so calm? It knew how to handle things.
What do you call a crazy bicycle? A cycle-path!
Check out all of our Holiday Jokes

National Leave Work Early Day
2026-06-02 00:00 - 23:59
What is National Leave Work Early Day?
National Leave Work Early Day is an unofficial, lighthearted observance held every year on June 2nd in the United States. It’s exactly what it sounds like—a playful reminder that taking a break from work isn’t just nice, it’s actually good for you.
The day was created by Laura Stack, a productivity expert who ironically wanted to highlight the importance of balance. Her idea was simple: people work better when they’re not burned out.
What it’s really about
Even though it sounds like an excuse to slack off, the day is meant to encourage: • Better work-life balance • Reduced stress and burnout • More time with family, friends, or hobbies
It ties into a broader concept in workplace psychology called Work-life balance—the idea that productivity improves when people have time to recharge.
How to celebrate National Leave Work Early Day
1. Make the early exit actually happen
• Plan ahead: Knock out key tasks early so leaving doesn’t create stress later
• Block your calendar for the last hour or two (label it “focus time”)
• Talk to your manager—framing it around productivity and balance usually lands better than “I just want to leave”
2. Do something that feels like a reward
• Grab an early dinner at a favorite spot or try somewhere new
• Go to a movie before the crowds hit
• Take a long walk, bike ride, or just sit outside and unplug
3. Invest in yourself a bit
• Hit the gym or try a class you normally don’t have time for
• Work on a hobby you’ve been putting off
• Read, journal, or just enjoy quiet time (rare and underrated)
4. Make it social
• Meet up with friends for a spontaneous hangout
• Plan a mini happy hour (even if it’s just coffee or snacks)
• Pick up your kids or partner early and surprise them
5. Turn it into a mini “life reset”
• Clean or reorganize a small space (desk, car, closet)
• Run errands before peak hours—freeing up your weekend
• Plan your week so future-you benefits
6. If you can’t leave work early
• Still honor the spirit of Work-life balance
• Log off on time (which is already a win for many people)
• Schedule something enjoyable right after work so the day still feels intentional
Some Jokes
My boss told me to have a good day…
So I went home.
I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies are after me…
The electric company, the water company, and the internet provider.
Why don’t coworkers play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when someone needs you for a “quick question.”
Check out all of out Holiday Jokes

Dinosaur Day
2026-06-01 00:00 - 23:59
What is Dinosaur Day?
Dinosaur Day falls on June 1st and is all about celebrating prehistoric life—especially dinosaurs—and sparking curiosity about science, fossils, and natural history. It’s often used as a way to introduce people (especially children) to Paleontology, the study of ancient life through fossils.
Why it matters
Beyond the fun, Dinosaur Day promotes interest in science, evolution, and Earth’s history. Dinosaurs help scientists understand extinction events, climate change over millions of years, and how modern animals (like birds!) evolved.
Tips on how to celebrate
1. Go see real fossils
If you’re up for an outing, nothing beats standing under a giant skeleton. Find a Natural History Museum near you, perhaps you’ll see iconic species like Tyrannosaurus rex and Stegosaurus up close.
2. Have a dino-mite movie night

Queue up classics like Jurassic Park ir its sequels. If you want something lighter, animated options like The Land Before Time are great too. Add themed snacks, like dino nuggets, to make it more fun.
3. Go all out and plan a party for the day
Everyone loves a party! Luckily we have a whole host of tips for you to plan a rawr-some Dinosaur Day themed party…or a kids birthday!
4. Try a mini “fossil dig” at home
Bury small toys in sand or dirt and excavate them.
Make “fossils” using clay or salt dough and press in leaves or toy dinosaurs.
Learn how real paleontologists work in Paleontology.
5. Learn something new
Pick a dinosaur and go deep:
What did Velociraptor actually look like (hint: probably feathers)?
How big was Brachiosaurus compared to modern animals?
You can turn it into a trivia night if you’re with friends or family.
6. Get Creative
Draw or paint your favorite dinosaur
Build one out of LEGO or craft materials
Design your own prehistoric species (name it, decide its diet, habitat, etc.)
7. Take it outside
Visit a park or nature trail and imagine what the landscape might’ve looked like millions of years ago. Dinosaurs lived in environments that weren’t so different from some ecosystems today.
8. Go full themed
Wear dino prints, eat dino-shaped foods, and maybe pick up a model or book. Even small touches make the day feel special.
Dinosaur Fun Facts
• Birds are actually modern descendants of theropod dinosaurs. That means animals like pigeons and chickens are living relatives of species like Tyrannosaurus rex.
• We used to picture all of them as scaly, but many—including Velociraptor—likely had feathers. They probably looked more like fierce, oversized birds than reptiles.
• Long-necked dinosaurs like Argentinosaurus could reach lengths of 100+ feet and weigh as much as multiple elephants combined. Nothing on land today even comes close.
• They lived for about 165 million years—far longer than humans have existed (~300,000 years). They were incredibly successful.
Dino Jokes
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
Check out more Holiday Jokes
